Outsoles

What is an outsole? It is the part of your shoe that has got the most contact with the ground. Some people call it the sole, but there are insoles, midsoles and outsoles. The insole is that flat sponge-like piece that fits inside your shoe, where you directly place your foot on. The midsole is in between the insole and the outsole, with its sides exposed forming a perimeter around your shoe. And back to the outsole again, it can become the most trashed part of your shoe over time.

Technically the outsole provides grip, however shoemakers have a knack for putting in a considerable amount of effort into designing a part of a shoe that hardly gets exposed to the eye. The designs range from a dazzling array of colours, text, graphics and insane tread patterns. They turn out wonderful most of the time and I feel it a pity its only an outsole.

But one thing that really intrigues me is tread patterns. The designs are so limitless that it makes me wonder whether do they fulfill the basic function of a tread pattern at all. Some patterns may be design-driven while others may be function-driven but do they really grip as well as they should?

Sir, where's my paper?

An NS man enlists into the army like every other guy and goes about the usual routine. However after the end of every training, he will go to his officer and ask, "Sir, where's my paper?". This went on for quite some time and the officer felt that this NS man needed medical attention.

So, he sends him on a series of psychiatric examinations to evaluate his mental state. The NS man passed all the examinations without any problems and was certified both mentally and physically fit for NS. The puzzled officer brought him back to training and his worst fear came true - He was asked that same question again and again, "Sir, where's my paper?". Feeling that something was amiss with this NS man although he managed to be certified fit, he pulled him out of training one day and told him he can go home now. It was the end of his NS.

And so the NS man packed his things and proceeded to the office to receive his certificate for completion of NS. Once outside, he called his friends who were still inside and told them, "This was the paper I was asking for.".

Ouch you say?

"The Ohio man allegedly used a cell phone camera to snap photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon Saturday, and then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police."



Full Story:

JUNE 23--Meet Jeffrey Barrier. The Ohio man allegedly used a cell phone camera to snap photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon Saturday and then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police. Standing on a chair, Barrier, 41, took the photos at Cincinnati's Aloha Tanning, where a 35-year-old woman was "in the nude in a tanning room," according to a Hamilton County Municipal Court affidavit. When cops later confronted Barrier, "he kept denying any involvement of the incident" and claimed to not have a camera. However, a second search of the suspect turned up the camera. As noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report, Barrier "did hide evidence in his anus." Barrier, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with disorderly conduct for taking the photos and obstructing official business for hampering a police investigation. Barrier, due in court today, is free on $1500 bond.

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Geez, seriously.

Why would anyone go through so much pain just to get naked pictures of women when the internet is filled with it!

They should charge him for the hassle they have to go through to DIG that phone out of that holy little dark place!

Now I wonder.. was that the "after they dug that phone outta my hldp face" or "before they dug it out from my hldp face and i'm feeling constipated face"

Would the phone still ring inside the hldp? OHOH and the vibrations! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you think?

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