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JUNE 23--Meet Jeffrey Barrier. The Ohio man allegedly used a cell phone camera to snap photos of a naked woman at a tanning salon Saturday and then hid the phone in his anus in a bid to thwart police. Standing on a chair, Barrier, 41, took the photos at Cincinnati's Aloha Tanning, where a 35-year-old woman was "in the nude in a tanning room," according to a Hamilton County Municipal Court affidavit. When cops later confronted Barrier, "he kept denying any involvement of the incident" and claimed to not have a camera. However, a second search of the suspect turned up the camera. As noted in a Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report, Barrier "did hide evidence in his anus." Barrier, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with disorderly conduct for taking the photos and obstructing official business for hampering a police investigation. Barrier, due in court today, is free on $1500 bond.
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Geez, seriously.
Why would anyone go through so much pain just to get naked pictures of women when the internet is filled with it!
They should charge him for the hassle they have to go through to DIG that phone out of that holy little dark place!
Now I wonder.. was that the "after they dug that phone outta my hldp face" or "before they dug it out from my hldp face and i'm feeling constipated face"
Would the phone still ring inside the hldp? OHOH and the vibrations! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What do you think?
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Maybe he got his anus stretched out from all that "hiding" he's been doing...
"stretched out" pun intended?
hopefully his phone is some kind of latest smallest phone in the world. maybe it wouldn't hurt that much =/
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